Tam (Almost, breaking news) D,
With something you can do for bonny loot (pay that is, if you're quick).
It doesn't apply to me...
I'm too up to my neck in pesky writing deadlines.
(Such is the lot of an huffy pen pushing hack, scratching out a living with scunnered words like these torrid misfits).
The Scottish jobs have three bonny benefits too (if you bag one).
And finally, if the weather gets better,
This could almost be the perfect work for summer!
Plus you'll have the inner glow...
That guid wholesome feeling of helping Scots farmers like our own Iain Brown of Pittenweem.
Could you be one of those up to 1500 folk needed by bosses like him? (Oops... I think that might be 978 or less now). Hurry up if you want one!
And the 'Workers' Support Team.
PS What sort of work openings do you wish we had more of in Fife?
Let me know...
Maybe I can pull some swings.